Rick “I’m Ignorant ” Perry Jumps on the Birther Bandwagon

Oh No! Rick Perry just ate the forbidden fruit!

Rick Perry must be totally desperate to save his 2012 political campaign. Recently, Rick has displeased his idiot teabagger followers and now he has fallen in the polls. His sin? He was caught showing some compassion for immigrants. Once, Rick was the republican front runner. Now, he’s fallen below Mitt “C3PO” Romney and Herman “The Lunatic” Cain. He’s right down at the bottom now with Rick “Man on Dog” Santorum and Newt “Love ‘Em and Leave ‘Em” Gingrich. How humiliating this must be for Rick Perry!

What’s a scorned republican to do? Turn up the CRAZY TALK, of course!

I was enjoying watching Rachel Maddow on MSNBC tonight and I see that the birther argument has reared its head again. For those of you who don’t know, “birthers” are dumb-dumb republicans who don’t believe that President Barack Obama was born in the United States. It’s been so long since I’ve heard any juicy birther talk! The birther debate was so ridiculous for such a long time. Fox News got a lot of mileage out of this “story.” Sean “The Missing Link” Hannity especially loved to ponder this nonsense. Hannity foamed at the mouth like a rabid pitbull whenever the birth certificate was mentioned.

Sensible and intelligent people discussed the birthers with glee on internet message boards. We seriously wondered how people could be so gullible. Democrats prayed that the birthers would keep ranting about their conspiracy theories; this sort of blatant ignorance could really sway an election.

At one time, most of the republicans were birthers. Then the birther party abruptly ended. After Donald Trump got involved in the birther debate, it just got so ridiculous that most republicans distanced themselves from it. Donald Trump was so hilarious that I actually wet my pants a little while watching one of his idiotic birth certificate rants.

The republicans wanted to use birtherism as their primary campaign strategy, but then Karl “The Godfather” Rove told the republicans to knock off that birther nonsense.

Then, today the birther movement has risen again! Apparently, Greedy Rick shared a meal with Donald  Trump recently and now Rick is concerned that the birth certificate may not be real. Rick’s a little slow to the party as usual and now Karl Rove is pretty ticked off. He may be greedy, but Karl Rove is one the “sharper” republicans. He has to work hard to keep these idiot republicans in line so they don’t embarrass themselves and the Republican Party too much. He thought he’d nipped this birther problem in the bud, but then Perry opened his big trap.

Hopefully, the delusional teabaggers will get all fired up again about the birther controversy. Maybe Trump will even threaten to run for president again. We’ll get to pop the popcorn and enjoy the freak show! Karl Rove knows that if this drivel gets out of control again so close to the election, the republicans are going to lose.

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